The astronaut in the new Russian orbiter prepared to descend to the surface of Venus in a very stout ship. They weren’t about to have an accident like the previous trip. Relatively small ship was made by Frigidaire. Anton Kantgohonorov stuck the Federation flag into the bxtch planet.
The flag melted in 46 seconds but he was okay! His gonads were fine! A win win win situation. Flag… gone. Oh well. But the Russkies did it then. Freezing their asses off.
The End
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